THe little girl read my mind

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life"? A little girl in the back raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four animals." The teacher asked "Really? And what four animals would that be"? The little girl replied, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.

You betta work bitch.